It’s either I’m a bad bartender or you are bad customers- I refuse to believe it is the former.
I’ve spent years learning how to flair; I’ve juggled bottles, flipped liquors and done magic tricks to wow you but all you care about are your cocktails.
So I’m done pouring into cups I never get to drink from— done serving tables I never get to eat from.
I’m done being a mixologist for people that prove they don’t want to mix with me, which is to say, I refuse to be the friend that always calls; the friend that always splits himself thin for “friends” that would never do the same for me.
So the next time you come to my bar to drink, don’t expect to see me at the counter— don’t expect to see me in your life.