THAT TAKES THE BISCUIT
( THE SPY IN THE HOUSE OF LOVE )


meeting the mother-in-law
parrot mimics your moans
from the night before

"oh...OHYES!!!"
screams the parrot
I pass the biscuits

*

A fly did try to land on the biscuits and I whooshed it away and it landed on the mother-in-law's nose where it stayed for an inordinate measure of time and we gazed at it in utter fascination as she well I nevered.

It was a Chocolate Bourbon...originally called "Creola" and as stale as the day they first came out in 1910.