I want to be bored
so bad,
just yawn myself
to sleep.
Make it end,
please,
because
bored is all I wish to be.

I don't like dangerous things
like I used to
anymore.
Fast cars,
loud fireworks,
nervous breakdowns,
and dangerous songs.

I want violins
that put me
to sleep,
retirement plans
that make old age
slow down,
a boring match of tennis,
where we always pick the *****
from off the ground.

I like watching reruns,
it's like white noise
- nothing unpredictable happens.

I want to be bored again,
my rebellion,
against unpleasantness.