Your face is lit up from the light on the screen As you type on the only place you're ever seen Press the control keys, make yourself jump 20 years crouching over gave your back a **** You're following that woman with long flowing hair High cheekbones, long ears, and she's going somewhere You're led to a boat, though you've never been trained To sail a three-masted beaut, it has been ingrained For instructions are soon to pop before your eyes With large flashing arrows hanging in the skies You grasp at the rope and hoist up the anchor And you turn to the woman to possibly thank her She's there for a moment, but gone when you cough The words in the air spell out: *She logged off