Any chance I could just bribe a monitor
Instead of purchasing a VPN.

If your still here
When my "suspension" ends
In six years
You'll get an earful
Til then
I'll try to find another loophole
Work around.

I don't like the sounds you make without me.

What happened to Miss
I still try to check in and am nowhere near done giving you hell...
Yet.

Is the work around working for Christmas?0