If you must wear shorts on your fat legs please pity the members of your audience.
Restaurant's wooden warm summer tables, A patio for my pleasure. When in you came. I never saw your face until the squirming crotch across the nearby table, where you sat, friends like:) you who couldn't see the dance of fat falling out of your shorts. The camel toed and the chats of friends.
Poured & drunk with no where through the sorry exhibition.