Pouring out fluids
like we're in a drought
you're so dry
you can't even pout
I left you there
Like a worn out rag
you're not that hot
I can't even brag
my excuse is petty
my pride is nil
there ain't no *****
that my **** can't fill
so by happenstance
I fell into
a gorgeous lookin' red head
***** just like you
I took her on a date
and then we kissed
I tried to put it in her
but then I missed
it then came
to my  surprise
I'm more or less useless
I could see it in her eyes
I tried to adapt
and play it off smooth
there was no going back
that would be uncouth
I gave her a smile
and that was that
I could kick myself, truth
where was my mind at?