Waiting in the nebulous some day is a hole that has yet to be be dug in the ground and we hope it stays closer to some day and doesn't touch soon. We picture it as a looming figure in deep dark robes with the gums pulled back on a corpse smile somewhere in the inky depths of the hood. Bone fingers point toward our suddenly very certain future but that isn't it. Not really. It's that Some Day we're afraid of. We stuck a stick in the ground and divided the shadow into hours strapped it to our wrists and have been terrified of it ever since. Nothing else on Earth is worried about Some day. Just us. They put a countdown on our phones, so important is it to know how close we are to over. It is so vital we can look over the distant, fingers crossed, horizon and see it. We invented a unit of measure so we could, with growing fear, count the seconds until The End.