Scorpio
Made up that my mom wouldn’t let me watch SpongeBob
Loves to lie
Got suspended from seventh grade for lying
Been in constant relationships for 10 years
Serial cheater for 10 years
Swears I’m reformed
Could be a millionaire but loves the mall
Flies for lesbian dates
Has been flown to for lesbian dates
Once got a girl to drive through a snowstorm
5’6”
No dad
Was the personnel manager of the class mini economy project in fourth grade
Groomed by a summer camp counselor. Liked it for the plot.
Told everyone I was allergic to **** until I was 23
Incredibly good manipulator
Wrote my mom strongly worded 10 page papers to get out of getting grounded as a child (ages 8-15).
It always worked.
Stole a sticker from South Africa
(The following two are funny to me and should be funny to you)
Bipolar
On antipsychotics

When asked who my favorite author is I say myself
Convinced a whole three week class of people at summer camp that my name was Bella
They called me that the rest of the summer
Swiftie
Diet Coke
God complex
Blocked by all of my exes
Left a spot for Jesus Christ at my tea parties as a child
Pushed kids down the slide in preschool
Middle name is Nikkole