They pay me well to color with fat crayons
Sometimes I tend to feel like Mother Goose
The men they are preoccupied
with gettin' on my better side
Please pour me up another glass of juice

Hey!~~Hey!~~Hey!

Whadaya whadaya whadaya think I'm sayin'
Whadaya whadaya whadaya gonna do?
Maybe you can't appreciate
how much I need a ****** date
so for now the elderly will have to do

Well I like to challenge all of them to checkers
and not a better player you will find
I can take the ragged old man on
and help him stagger to the john
be sure he's gonna wipe his own behind

Hey!~~Hey!~~Hey!

Whadaya whadaya whadaya think I'm sayin'
Whadaya whadaya whadaya gonna do?
Maybe you can' appreciate
How much I need a ****** date
but for now the elderly will have to do

Now don't be makin fun of all the old men
'cause the ladies have thier crosses to bear too
you can bet we have no aim
spin the bottle
take the shame
and in the end we're lame and so are you

Hey!~~Hey!~~Hey!

Whadaya whadaya whadaya think I'm sayin'
Whadaya whadaya whadaya gonna do?
Maybe you can't appreciate
I much I need a ****** date
but for now the elderly will have to do