Lawn chairs are for lawn-sitting quite at our ease Soft summer evenings with a book and a glass With birds and squirrels chittering away Merrily over their supper of chicken scratch
Lawn chairs are presumably not nutritious But every morning mine has been gnawed away more Its cotton cover shredded and ripped and torn The puffy filler scattered all over the lawn
What creatures in the night fight, chew, and riot To make my comfortable old chair their diet?