i didn't buy enough alcohol to get drunk.
purgatory. purgatory. purgatory.
but there are summer girls in skirts outside,
bugs that bite,
and a roommate whose ****** grammar is
appealing to my humor.
purgatory. purgatory. purgatory.

i didn't buy enough alcohol.
purgatory. purgatory. purgatory.
i can't touch the summer girls, 'cause i got a love 50 miles away.
i can't **** the bugs, because i don't have the appropriate spray.
i can't fix my roommate's grammar because he's a little bit touched.
purgatory. purgatory. purgatory.