I’m hanging up my dungarees, And doing so for good, The video game cover art doesn’t Acknowledge me like it should, My brother gets his name in lights, While I do half the work, All the sibling rivalry, Is driving me berserk, I can beat the Koopa Troopas And stomp on Bowser too, But I only see the light of day If there’s a player two, And they’re rarely ever any good, I never reach the bosses, It’s always game over screens And endless 1-up losses, So I’m hanging up my dungarees, For the final time, I won’t go saving Peach tomorrow, I’ll start towing my own line, There’s no Goombas and Koopas, Out there that I’m needed to startle And for some reason, it’s always your princess, Not mine, who’s in another castle.