Your cow pajamas make me smile. Their pink, covered in little bubbly bovines, and they smell like you. As much as I love them for their adorable nature, they would be so much better if you were actually wearing them. there needs to be legs inside these pink threads. there needs to be toes poking out the end. there needs to be a belly for the cows to cling onto, in order to stay put. without you, they do not really have a purpose. they were carelessly flung onto your side of the bed when you left. and now they occasionally end up on my chest, cuddled to me, in a pathetic attempt to remember your scent.
nothing is as cute without you. not even cow pajamas.
this is truly awful, but I wanted to post something.