I should wear a sign,
Posted for all to read,
“No soliciting.”
Would that be an easier thing to comprehend?
As, apparently, my words are not enough.
Not enough in volume,
In weight,
Oh especially not enough to stop anything,
Or anyone
From speaking
Unsolicited,
Throughly unhelpful,
Opinions.

Oh!
Sorry,
Sorry,
I forgot, they were selling “advice,”
Marketing switched words again…
BOGO I guess!