hey, you. i don’t know who you are or what you look like or where you work. actually, i don’t care. you are enough. i am a hopeless romantic. i hope that doesn’t scare you. i just dream of starlit picnics. dates on tiny boats in swampy lakes. looking into eyes full of diamonds. i don’t know how this kind of thing works. i have never had a boyfriend before. teach me the ropes.
this letter is awful, but i can’t wait for you to come along. dear future boyfriend, i hope that you’re the one.