You were bad in bed, I’m talking from the outside looking in. You never could push against me Quite right, never quite long enough And it was never as rough as I, Or any sane woman, Would want. We all want to bleed, you see, Convulsing between ***** sheets. Castles are for princesses and I’m not royalty. Don’t ask me why, then, It’s your clumsy, hasty touch I crave Here in the stupidest hour of the black, My irritated fingers pressing Into half-hearted folds. I can taste you on my lapping tongue, I wish you’d come here And be bad in my bed. Turns out, I seem to miss your incompetence Most of all.