-Slightly sadistic 17-year-old girl seeks suitable mate Re: matters of dystopic fantasties - A cannibalistic companion, mayhaps to soothe lingering curiosities held captive by the bright red and steady rhythm of dripping blood Disclaimer: this advertisement (pronounced ad-vur-tiz-ment) is not a cry for help - but next week's definitely will be "Hi, I'm not usually like this, I haven't really done this sort of thing before, but..." thinking to self I would like to carefully extract your organs and construct a small fortress out of them. I would like to staple your mouth to my mouth. I would- "Oh, what? No, I didn't say anything." - I'm imagining you as more of a shadow, all tangible beings seem bleak to me - but could you still hold my hand??? "Yes, it's lovely outside. Beautiful weather." - But when we venture outside its proven that our eyes are much too sensitive for the light and inside beckons as much cooler and safer, inside of me is dangerous - and inside of you is an inferno