Cincinnati is a family town where cookie cutter houses are bunched up like sardines painted in pastels and white. Where East and West only meet in the middle of downtown. Orange barrels dot the potted streets and neon clad men work in 90-degree humidity just to earn a lower class income. The Queen Cityβs throne is the revolting Ohio River, a murky green waterway filled with monsters and dead bodies. Polluted streets are flooded with homeless caravans mimicking sewer rats and everyone wants a smoke. People worship a Bengal tiger here, Oh, and pigs can fly.