If wishes were fishes
And baboons were bees

If smiling pink dolphins
Swam in polka-dot seas

If sunlight filled cabinets
Sang all day long

And crickets and dragons
Played out on the lawn

Then all of the world
Would make perfect sense

‘Cause horseshit and flowers
Would smell like incense

And I’d be insane
But you know that’s not true

Well that’s been my morning
Now let’s talk about you!