Someone knocks on your door And, despite your reasonable fear, you answer To come face-to-face with a man covered in gore Uncertain, unwilling, you bow and address the 'sir' His head moves stiffly, proving he's sore So you welcome him in, a little unsure
This is how you wish it He smiles, an action that warms his face And enters into a room that's dimly lit He turns and asks if he can stay at this place For there is no crime he would commit Lest his good nature be misplaced
This is how it goes He shoulders past you in a hurry You timidly bring the door to a close He turns on you and back you scurry As he readies his fist for a barrage of blows The world has never been so blurry
And once upon another time There was a charming fellow you had met Together you sang sweetly in rhymes And felt no trace of earnest regret Though, old God did hear his hymns And so condemned you to never forget
This is how it could have been You and the fellow are holding hands Whispering secrets of way back when Then comes along a wedding band And the prideful lion beckons you to his den Of course you follow, the offer is much too grand
This is how it goes The fellow takes a step back You look him in the eye and despair begins to grow He stares right back, not afraid to mention what you lack Then he mumbles apologies as the tears start to flow He walks away with no intention of healing the crack
This is how it's always going to be You hate what has become of you Left to wallow in a pool of sorrow deeper than the sea You despise what men have put you through Turning you into a child's toy, absent of glee But this is your fate, you're bound to it like glue
Therefore, my lovely lady so full of hate Why not join me for a late-night date Don't worry, I'm really quite the gentleman I promise your sad tale won't repeat again So, please accept this blood-red rose And let me tell you how it really goes