"AHHHH PADDY IS IT YOURSELF THAT'S IN IT?" ( In memory of Paddy Kavanagh )
"Howya Paddy!" I address him in the friendleist of terms
Paddy doesn't say a word as not only is he dead but a statue into the bargain
I switch to thought-thinking "Ahh that's better!" snaps Paddy
"I suppose ya couldn't wipe that pigeon poo from my left eye?"
he clocks on that today I am bicycle-less
"Where's the wheels?" he asks gruffly "Dead!" I almost cry
"Dead is it ya don't tell me!" "Dead surely!"
"Cycling to an interview I was so I was and a posh car knocked me down!"
"Terrible,,,terrible!" Paddy sighs "But sure tell me did ya get the auld job!"
"Indeed I didn't and sure wasn't it the interviewer that knocked me down!"
"No...no!" he whistles through his teeth I hoosh a pigen off his head
we had a bit of a contretemps about signalling I said I had...he said I hadn't
"Listen..." says the statue softly a drop of rain landing on his chin
"Ya wouldn't read one of me poems ta me....would ya?"
"I would to be sure sure isn't that the why I've come here today!"
and so I begin the daily ritual turning my voice into his words
"Every old man I see..." and I see his old ghost smile "In October-coloured weather"
Seems to say to me I was once your father"
"Ahhh!" the statue says to me "Yer a grand man...a grand man so ya are!"
"Paddy" Kavanagh is one of John Coll's most prominent works of art, situated on the north bank of the Grand Canal on Mespil Road. The statue was built as part of the Dublin 1991 European City of Culture celebrations, unveiled by President Mary Robinson. It was inspired by his poem "Lines written on a Seat on the Grand Canal, Dublin".