Hallo sir,
how do you do?
I have a tale,
I think you should hear it.
You come here daily,
for your black coffee,
no sugar and a muffin.
I sound like a stalker,
well that's because I am.
I try to get you attention,
but all is in vain.

Remember the girl you accidentally bumped into,
almost poured coffee on her white blouse,
that was me.
Recall the lady that fainted the other day,
you almost held me before landing,
but someone else was faster than you.
There was a time you almost hit me,
you were driving that nice Pajero,
yet I was fastening my laces,
after a morning run.
I was there on purpose,
hoped you would try to see if I was okay,
but all was in vain,
for you drove away,
without hitting me.

Am no ******,
that I promise.
I just think am attracted,
to you.
You may not know it,
but you are one handsome fella,
and your physique,
that is another day's story.

I am out of ideas,
that might get your attention,
so promise me,
that you will notice me,
the next time we meet.
That is all I had to say,
now you may go.