Donkeys bray, are you listening? In the mountains, rocks are glistening, A desolate sight, we're patrolling tonight Dodging bullets in East Waziristan Gone away, is Osama Now we're stuck with Obama And one MRE Between you and me Patrolling in frozen Waziristan In the mountains we can drive our Humvees, Watching out for hidden IEDs Insurgents shoot and yell 'Allahu Akbar' Until Spectreβs mini-guns are seen Then weβll watch, as she fires and helps fulfill martyrdom desires What a beautiful sight, lighting the night Miniguns in East Waziristan.