At Mass I breathe behind and through a mask My custom still, one of the paper-faced few Although one might with some good reason ask If it serves much purpose in a crowded pew
Each humid exhalation clouds the lens Of my eyeglasses so I can’t even read But I’m sure I know how each lesson ends Needless to say I’ve memorized the Creed
And to mask those sandwich hymns:
I make hidden faces when the soloist croons Another of those awful hippie tunes
(Has anyone told the music director that the 1960’s are over?)