she is miles distant as you wait in a creeping rain its soft and constant soaked the waterproof hood and slowly works its way onto you a drop at a time like an army sneaking in they know they can conquer they know its a matter of time before you too succumb and are soaked too its patient just to mess with you it suddenly cracks thunder overhead into the mezmerizing quiet and makes you jump startled rain must get a real kick out of making you jump like that I know it gets its jollys making ya wet and it'll stop raining after you get picked up two seconds after you hop in the car it'll quit complain about rain old as them thar hills nonsense