Almighty Printer
So big and so strong
So powerful and noble
That you could never go wrong

Or so they say on the box,
Through the ads, on the phone,
But have they ever mentioned the fact
That it has a mind of its own?

When it suddenly stops working
And decides to break,
you start to wonder, was it really worth the pay,
the wait and all those tantrums by the lake?

Almighty printer
So big and so strong,
But really, at the end, you always go wrong.