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Jul 2010
The Fates
1914 Heaven & Hell BLVD
Waco Texas 666
C.E.O.  Master O. Cards

Incomplete Application For Living


This Is An App. For Living
Name: Last_ First Middle Initial
Home Address: Mt Olive RD
State: AR. City:
__ & Zip Code:_

Social Security Number:
-(ect)-9797
Male or Female (please circle one)
Race: Yellow, Black, Red or Caucasian?

List Previous Acquaintances:
(beginning  last to first,
in detail please, do rank them all
& mark which ones are worse)

Name:________Have known for How Long?________
Age:________How would you rate this one?________
Are you Enemies or Friends now?________
What will they do?________ What have they done?________

Have you been convicted of a Felony?________
Misdemeanor?________ Or Likewise?________
Plead Guilty?________ Or No Contest?________
Go against Legal Advise?________

(If yes, then please explain:)____________________
___________________________­__________

Are you most Happy?________ Somewhat Sad?________
A High school Dropout?________ College Grad?________
Thin?____ Obese?____ Medium Build?____
Pretty?____ Ugly?____ Clumsy?____ Skilled?____

Disclaimer*
If we are to judge you right, Please fill in all the spaces, The process must be quite precise, On Looks, I.Q. and Races. This information’s vital and our tally is what counts, It let’s us know which ones will live and which will need put down.


I hereby swear this is the truth, not made~up to cause hurt,
I understand the consequence should there be falsehoods in word.


Applicant: ______
(must be signed in blood or other D.N.A.)
Please Print Name:____
(so we can read of whom we are to slay)



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