If I wanted just to disappear, I'd have to make a plan. Slowly, slowly, subtly, I would turn into a man.
And as things bulge, and shrink, and lengthen Then I'll know I cannot stay But, having said that, knowing my luck He would then decide he's gay.
This is for a friend who has a husband and young child and a lover and can't work out what to do, and feels that men seem to find it much easier to leave their partners/families than women do. I don't agree.