I tried to write you honey But your boyfriend ripped all my letters So I sent you a pigeon He got caught up reading my poems to you A letter in a bottle then But I'm out in the desert with no water And no liquor bottle to place the letter in I tried to call you to come and save me 911 doesn't do deliveries You used to love me first But now I'm stuck inside a bottle In the middle of the desert I just hope a pigeon picks me up And drops me high enough To shatter into enough pieces To resemble my heart