oh chest pain
oh chest pain
what a pain in the tucas you are
your no fun
your no fun

oh chest pain
oh chest pain
dont come knockin at the door
really hate having drop by
such a pain in  the ***
oh chest pain
oh chest pain

oh chest pain
oh chest p[ain
dont make me pick up the phone
call the paramedics
they make all kinds of noise
and make such a mess
oh chest pain
oh chest pain

oh chest AAGGG!!
(and the chessy poet drops dead pen in hand)
and oh chest pain roams the land
being a pain the tucas
to young and old alike