How I laughed When she said, “You’ve been corrupted by him,” It’s so true But not in the way that any of them think I’ve allowed you to make me all about ***, all body parts and fluids and ***** words; Come, ****, *****, **** You have tuned me into your turn-ons. Don’t get me wrong It turns me on too But – silly little girl - All the romance has only been in my head. How you would laugh if you knew How I have listened to these yearning songs And dreamed of you When all you really want Is moist, willing flesh And a warm, wet tongue. I have been your *****. No more.