The Lego castles I built when I was little Aren't strong enough to keep you safe But they are the best I can do. And I promise The collapsed dollhouse in the garage Is not a fair representation of me. Though it might be a bit too close to the truth. And I've never been good at Jacks But I promise to pick up all your pieces Every time you get thrown around. And I got good practice Taking care of people Through all the stories I made up when I was five And the rubber heads of my Barbies We're always still connected to the plastic bodies At the end. So I think I have good experience On how to stay alive in the real world So maybe we could live in Lego houses forever Please?