If you learn the building blocks of womanhood You will never be the same again This gender self-destructs when gazed upon for too long And The *** Therapists and Makeup Artists The Midwives and Matchmakers Have all been un-ladied by their knowledge of lady-ness Here’s to the fat mask-wearer at the Sephora makeup counter Who will never get a beau and did all the faces at her sister’s wedding Here’s to legions of ruined teenagers Riding on the *****-seats of motorcycles Because once you’ve gazed on the truth of femininity The others can smell it on you Like mother birds rejecting a chick And all of us Nuns and Ateliers We’ve only got each other looking out for us now