"little bird, little bird why don't you run" (said the orange cat as big as the sun) "little bird, little bird you don't cheap a bit" (said the orange cat stalking closer than close) "little bird, little bird why do you dance and skittle so?" (said the orange cat raising a clawed paw) little bird looked the cat straight in the eye "lean closer cat to hear my words as I am too weak with despair if my wings were not clipped, unfairly I would far away fly, but you were so entranced with me, I forgot to introduce my friend the dog!"
Score bird 1 dog 1 cat zero No cats were actually maimed in the making of this poem some cat lovers may or may not find the content distressing content of this poem is dedicated my original cat - cat zero cuz he was nothing if not the best cat ever