This Poem's about a close friend of mine. It came about following another tearful conversation at silly o'clock in the morning . . Some guy she'd slept simply waited for her to fall asleep, then just left . . Horrible really . . So, if you can picture a bar where girl sees boy ? . . Meet my friend kitten . .
Kitten
She's More Kitten . . Than She's kitty Kat
I wish she would Remember that Before her claws Engrave his back . . . When it's too late . . To . change her tack . .
Yet she, As every Kitty will, Pursues her dream . . . This pretty playful Kitty, Craves the saucer, And the cream . .
She almost chooses Not to see That he . . . 'A shady lady Burglar' Craves not . . A yowling prowling Tom He would deftly Pick her pocket . . Tip the catch Upon her locket . . He simply seeks To shoot his lot . . Move on
She throws a smile Across the bar He catches this Then slinks across It's not so far Sits . . . Now . . sensing need He seeks to sow a seed With sly slight of hand . . He takes the lead . . Flirts . . Soft verbal ministration Slowly building her frustration Teasing her imagination Brings his tongue up to the table Till she simply is unable To . . . resist . . .
She knows tonight . . that . . Her fairly funky ******* Will . . Be added to this liars list
With verbal tango Now concluded Neither party is deluded To the spot She stays though . . Rooted . . . Excited . . now She knows Her Closet will be looted . . Then her pocket will be picked . . . .
Did kitten let herself get caught Or was she really tricked . . ?
( k . . So we r gonna pause here, since I didn't write anything poetical about ******* . . Cos, well, it's a doing thing, more so than a writing thing lol . .so, for the sake of the narrative imagine these two knocking back their drinks, swiftly exiting the bar grabbing a taxi, legging it back to hers n having a bit of a **** . .two mins, maybe three if she's a lucky girl . . Then we can finish the poem :-)
Afterwards . . . . . . And in spoons . . I might add .
So now . . . Is not so much As was before . . When she was dripping with allure . . His promises as flimsy As the Dress which she once wore . . . And now his points Are on the board . . This is a time consuming chore
And as She's Drifting . . Within satisfied silence He waits silent for her sleep Her breathing deepens He could weep,. . He Checks quickly, with a peep Then he bolts . . stealthy For the door . . He may . . Or maybe not Be coming back . . For more . .
All's quiet for a while . . Until . .
Within the dawning of her morning . . Through soft stretching . . gentle yawning Only fingerprints betray . . . The fact he was 'another guy' Who came . . . to leave . . . Not stay
Now . . Should kitty smile ? More kitty Kat . . Will kitty p'raps Remember that When next is charmed By coolish cat Be ***** . . Not both door and mat