There once was a man A man “with a plan.” For our purposes We’ll call him “Dan.”
Dan had a friend A friend “’til the end” But a hand was one thing This friend couldn’t lend.
Dan cried for a lift As he hung from the cliff And he hated himself Every minute of it.
And they sat in silence Obvious Passive Violence But no matter how he tried, His mouth remained flat.
Dan needed some help Like pants with no belt But his friend “’til the end” Had no message to send.
And Dan cursed at his past For things move too fast In a world where you can’t Leave the thoughts you had last.
And Dan cursed the world The world he unfurled Through the months long before And his body felt torn.
And as Dan wept Alone he was left And his friend “’til the end” Didn’t give the smallest little ****.
So Dan cursed his friends As his knuckles turned red And the dirt in his fingers began slipping free.
And he cried out for help Like pants with no belt But a hand was one thing That this friend couldn’t lend.
It’s a matter of pride Of choosing a side But Dan didn’t want To go for this ride.
And the sun burnt down hot And the moon burnt up cold And his heart, it did rot And his mind did unfold.
He cursed everything From the sun to the moon And a poison in him Did bloom in the gloom.
He said “I don’t care,” But an occasion so rare Made this man stare At his friend’s hollow glare.
As Dan’s knuckles turned bare His friend, he did stare And his friend said “Dan, this isn’t fair.”
Dan knew he was right, But straight out of fright Looked down to the beach: The glass man was in sight.
“You treat me so wrong,” Said this man’s friend “Please just tell me… When will it end?”
Dan tried to speak out Without having to pout For he knew exactly What he was talking about.
“Please, my dear friend,” Cried the man on the cliff. “If you could just lend a hand We could end this small tiff.”
“But a cliff top, so high As the one you stand by Is something I cannot do alone. So, please, my dear friend… Be willing to try.”
And these mortal two These mortal few Who stared below At the water so blue Stared at each other Thinking anew. And as for their fates, I’ll leave that to you.