Didn't even have to use my AK.
Plus nobody I know got killed in Stabinkill,MA
So it's safe to say,
Today was a good day

Unless you were the creature.
The creature in the sink.
He fought like Dylan Thomas said,
He put up quite a stink.
Yet I received no scratches,
No bites nor pier-ced flesh,
And now he is not itching,
and looks his very best.