it's glorious outside and I am in a foul ******* mood I kicked your dog I took your kid's candy I spit in your fries the sun is shining and my thoughts are blacker than sin animal abuse commercials were made because of me the ones about the orphans too the birds are singing and the sound makes me want to shove their stupid ******* songs down their stupid ******* throats the world is laughing 'round me and all I want to do is beat it till it screams and shakes and cries today is not a good day