I’m annoying and you hate me.
I’m clingy and you hate me.
My hair is frizzy and you hate me.
I’m kind of ditsy and you hate me.
I’m bad at cooking and you hate me.
My clothes don’t match and you hate me.
I don’t wear makeup and you hate me.
My voice is high pitched and you hate me.
I laugh too hard at your jokes and you hate me.
I’m bad at spelling and you hate me.
I type slowly and you hate me.
I’m really weak and you hate me.
I walk too fast and you hate me.
I think too much and you hate me.

I wish I could do something right
So you wouldn’t hate me.
But I can’t
because you make my head all crazy

I can’t think right when you’re sitting next to me.

It may be that your smile is too bright when you’re sitting next to me.
Or maybe I hear nothing but your voice when you’re sitting next to me.
I see nothing but your face when you’re sitting next to me.
I smell nothing but your shampoo when you’re sitting next to me.
I can barely breathe when you’re sitting next to me.
My heart hurts when you sit next to me.

It really ***** when you sit next to me

Because I just want to blurt
“I love you you idiot.”
But sadly, so very sadly,


you hate me.