Suzanne Berlinsky has herpes.
That's right, you heard it all
Here.
She hasn't got any friends
Because she smells so bad
But if she did,
We'd ask her how Suzy smells
And her friends would tell us
How bad Suzy smells.
Suzanne Berlinsky has herpes.
A fright, I'm sure
For the ghosts around her.
If you smelt Suzy you too,
Would perish.
That's why Suzy's got no friends
Because she smells so,
So sickening.
And she has herpes.
Suzanna Berlinsky has herpes.
And that's all for tonight, I'm
Afraid.