Could I be an adventurer and be romantic?
Could you be a dark beauty and torture me?
Could our daughter be macabre and evil?
Could our son be fat and homely?
Could my brother be bald and creepy?
Could my mother be a witch and curse?
Can a servant be eight feet tall?
Can a severed hand solve all of our problems?
Can my cousin be made of hair?
Can we be The Addams Family?