picked up a hitchhiker one bitter day standing on an exit ramp like a statue wearing a plaid shirt, jeans, tenner shoes and looking quite red, but I don’t think he was a communist. He didn’t say much, sizing me up, no doubt thinking I was a ****. So I offered him a Marlboro and said that I once dated a girl who lived nearby, right behind Jessup’s Cut ha, ha, ha. He said that’s where he was coming from, dead serious, on his way to Glen Burnie. I peeled off my coat at the first red light and laid it on the seat between us, “Take it, I’ve got another.” He gave me a look that said it would be beneath his dignity. Maybe taking my clothes off made him nervous and so I said it would be pretty stupid to freeze to death first day out of the Cut. “I guess so, he said,” then took the coat and hopped out, probably thinking I was a communist.