Sitting in a classroom with nothing to do What am I doing? Haven’t got a clue All work and no play, where’s the fun in that I think I’d rather be hit with a baseball bat Stuck in a class discussion with nothing to say I need something to write to keep the boredom at bay Feeble words fly in one ear and out the other Whilst useless tasks try desperately to smother Children sit wailing petty insults On what planet is this going to get results? Teacher is threatening students with detentions And I sit, slipping into a new dimension