One night after wining and dining He said he thought we should try 'For a baby, it will be awesome And your clock is ticking on by'
I looked at him very intently Like madness had taken his mind Why would he want a baby? Why would he be so inclined?
'A guy on 'Montel' says he had one he says its the best thing he's done It's like your whole life has rebooted And a more exciting one has begun'
Well I think I was quite bowled over It hadn't been high on my list I mean babies are fine in small doses But they're not something I'd say I had missed
But here we are nine months later Panting and pushing like hell I blame the wine and the oysters And he blames the guy on 'Montel'