Please save your applause until the end
The gun rights people have done it again
I heard 8 died yesterday
Please support your NRA

Why did the police have to go get him?
Why didn't the bystanders' guns open fire?
'Course then the number could be higher
Ain't that the NRA algorithm?

How could this make anyone sick?
So "the militia" didn't interdict?
If guns don't ****, but people do
Why do they want their guns then too?