So long have I had a craving for apples But wherever I look all the apples have dents or nicks or bruises that flaw their once-perfect skin They're all the same But one day one apple in particular caught my eye It had perfect skin No dents No nicks No bruises No flaws It was the prettiest, most shiniest apple you've ever seen "Eat me", it said And as hunger got the best of me and I took a bite I realized that it was a rotten apple On the inside