whiskey is my boyfriend. he's never clingy, never demanding, never threatening. he keeps me warm at night, and throws my problems in a little locket i keep around my neck. "let the morning deal with those," he says, and i never object. why would i? whiskey and i have been friends for years, but i never knew how much i needed him until the courts stepped into my life and stuck a **** cup under my ******* ****** with a small time bomb that has lasted a year but feels like a millenium. nine more days and i think i'll tell whiskey we need a break, just some space. nine more days until i can reunite with mary and molly and all those delicious bitter pills that my nostrils have missed so much. i'll always love whiskey, and i know he'll always love me, that's why he won't be mad when we part. he'll just wait for me, he always has, and i imagine he always will.