The story of a prisoner, free in every way Recall the most average book never written: I feel like a millionaire without a penny to my name I wrote my dreadful name in pen for a penny dreadful But my name is mud and all the stories were lies
I earned my daily bread baking for a butcher Cutting meat for a candle stick maker And brightening up the baker's day But I soon became a vagrant Invalidated, I'm now an invalid, not involved with the institutions
I got as high as I was low I could fly like a mole Such a lovely view i couldn't focus on, it was so ugly Dancing perfectly still, screaming at the birds as they sing But they mocked me for not speaking out
I became an alcoholic, I was drinking on social occasions T-total ******, I took my sleeping pills My family got worried when I started talking to people and came out my room again When I ate an apple It wasn't me. Or maybe that was me
I found a new hobby that I ever did I'm the best you've ever seen I'm worse than you could imagine My self esteem is as low as it is high And as high as it is low
I've been through more than 12 trials I passed everyone with a U They made me fearless and fearful Of nothing The milkman comes too late it scares me
But I soon pulled myself together into pieces I became a champion pub fighter Laying the gutter every night, the belt raised above my head Champion of the world Hanging high above the rest
I remember everything that's ever happened to me But I can't remember, No matter how hard I try, where I've come from
I hate you and all your friends But please, I beg you, never leave me
I got lost on the straight and narrow I knew the winding paths like my ancestral home Somewhere I belong, I was never welcome either way
I've studied the charts, I know the road ahead But I've no idea where in going
I've never said an honest word in my life And I promise that on my honour
I found a loop hole in the contract that gave me no advantage And I used it to better myself
I took my chances Breaking down the lies I promised I'd tell To make everything alright in the eyes of the many Too few saw my meaning
They read between the lines and saw only blank space It was a colouring book but I forgot the instruction They did as they were told And nothing
Was true In the eye of the few We saw it all But it was so lonely It was just me I saw who I could be I could only see me