Fatso You are and you aren’t Whale You are more than the labels they give you Cow It’s over now Their insults cannot hurt you Giant You are not in middle school anymore Ugly They cannot hurt you anymore Lard You are a grown-*** woman almost thirty, unapologetically queer, hairy, with curves and ******* and wide hips and pretty dips and They cannot cypher their words, syphon their insults by relating you to a beautiful big creature Cow, Whale, Lard, Fatso
What is a Lard but a singling A bright beige soft nosed creature with brownie eyes and long lashes like a taper with a hooked nose soft and long like an elephants Flappy points of ears that hear well with tiny sharp teeth like a land-locked manatee or a furry caramel Beluga whale
Their insults only refer you to necessary creatures who give their life to feed you and their intellect to empower you
A Fatso is a bright blue animal that has shimmering rainbow wings (like a dragon) and thin curly white horns and milky grey eyes with a fabulous feathers and a fanned tail of royal purple that soars through the skit at light-speed and can bring the rain with its melodious cries
When they or you or they or you or They are you you know Insult you they are not insulting you because a Lard and a Fatso are both such intelligent creatures mystical and fervent glorious and gargantuan Large, yes But beautiful all the same They have sharp teeth and move through the earth or skies whenever and wherever they like These animals have freedom Just like how you have freedom in how you think about yourself which is to think of yourself as the sexist, prettiest, cutest person alive now isn’t that great? now isn’t that grand?
You are gold plated and steel incorporated and glass blown and light shadows thrown and haggling heights and shaved delights and a hairy symphony and a harrowing city of sparkles that twinkle in the night.
You are beautiful and might just save the world one day.
You are a mystical creature of the highest creed and no one can tell you otherwise.